My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

Posted on Mar 30th, 2014 with 520,241 notes

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

Posted on Mar 30th, 2014 with 528,777 notes
dem-crazy-kids:

Omfg maxwell! Stop it!! Stop being so damn good looking

dem-crazy-kids:

Omfg maxwell! Stop it!! Stop being so damn good looking

Posted on Mar 30th, 2014 with 40 notes

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

Posted on Mar 30th, 2014 with 199,461 notes

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

Posted on Mar 30th, 2014 with 114,815 notes
Posted on Mar 30th, 2014 with 146,616 notes

shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

Posted on Mar 11th, 2014 with 122,843 notes

do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool

Posted on Mar 11th, 2014 with 211,480 notes

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Posted on Mar 11th, 2014 with 366,919 notes

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

probably still on the internet

But with a really nice laptop

Posted on Mar 11th, 2014 with 338,187 notes